Hijinx on the River

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Aug 14
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Mon
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Aug 17, 2026
Gruene, Texas
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A four day, three night escape of sunshine, music, a little mischief, and a lot of unforgettable moments.

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A Four Day Float Retreat with everything covered.

Hijinx Collective is taking the crew to Gruene, TX for a long weekend on the river. August 14 through 17, we're floating, feasting, dancing, and doing it right.

Hijinx on the River is open to anyone ready to show up and get into it. The Weekend Pass gets you into everything: a Saturday float on the Guadalupe with tube and entry included, a group dinner at Gristmill River Restaurant and Bar, day parties and late night sets from the Hijinx resident DJs at a private property in Gruene, food and drinks throughout the weekend, and a limited-run Hijinx on the River shirt. Full property details are shared after purchase.

Friday

  • Arrival Day
  • Welcome Dinner
  • Hijinx Evening (Pool Hangs)

Saturday

  • River Float Day
  • Dinner in Gruene
  • Hijinx DJ Sets

Sunday

  • Sounds by the Pool
  • Hijinx & Chill

Monday

  • Farewell day
  • 'Til the Next One!

All you handle is where you sleep. We handle the rest.

Staying with us at the party house?

Explore the available room packages left to stay with us at the party house in Gruene at shopwillynilly.com under Hijinx Collective, and we'll send you the Partiful invite to complete your RSVP!

Staying nearby? Purchase your weekend pass!

Grab your Weekend Pass at shopwillynilly.com under Hijinx Collective, and we'll send you the Partiful invite to complete your RSVP!